some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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