She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He did a backflip because drugs
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