Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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