Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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