Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
