it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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