i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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