sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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