Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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