Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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