but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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