it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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