Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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