how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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