that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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