So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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