Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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