I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Found your dick twin last night
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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