Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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