There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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