How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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