When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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