We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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