just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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