I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I touched a dick in church today
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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