HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Are we still banned from the library?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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