is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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