But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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