ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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