How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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