I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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