You're a womanizer and a bitch.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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