i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Last time i carry you out of a forest
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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