either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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