He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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