even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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