is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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