she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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