The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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