he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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