Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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