Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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