I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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