I hate all girls vehemently.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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