idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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