There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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