Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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