guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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