I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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