am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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