Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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