i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would punch a child for taco bell
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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